Who spiked the eggnog? I’ll never tell. But it’s just what we need to liven the party, even if it’s only the two of us.

“You’re all I want anyway.” You slur your words, dancing loosely while holding the martini glass above your head.

“Is that so?”

You nod and curl your tongue around the straight end of a candy cane. Such a tease.

“I’ve been naughty.”

“You deserve a lump of coal.”

I slip out of my suspenders, and you drop to your knees, but then a tiny voice behind me says, “Mommy, what are you doing with Santa?”

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3 responses to “I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus”

  1. Richmond Road Avatar

    It’s a personal thing I suppose, but doesn’t the fluffy white beard get in the way a bit?

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    1. Richmond Road Avatar

      Actually, I just read the tale more carefully, having initially confused the ‘suspender gender’. Though Christmas gifts are normally a reciprocal arrangement.

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      1. Nortina S. Avatar

        Haha! The suspenders were supposed to be the clue that dad is wearing a Santa suit. And I guess it might have been reciprocal if they weren’t interrupted 😉

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