“What do you mean you’re pregnant?” he asks in disbelief.
“See for yourself.” She tries to hand him the test, but he shimmies away.
“You peed on that.”
“Babe,” she purrs, “why don’t you seem happy?”
“Because—” He hesitates. “Because—” Should he tell her the truth? It’s strange that he feels guilty when it’s obvious that she’s the one who did wrong. And he suspects he knows whose it is. But how to confront her about it…
“And you said you never wanted kids.”
“I still don’t.”
“Well I’m not getting an abortion.”
“And I had a vasectomy.”