Tips on Ghosting to Avoid Being Murdered

So he’s insane. Batshit, truly. And the way he kicked his dog clean across the room for snapping at his ankle—he’s capable of anything. Isn’t that what they say about serial killers? They start off as puppy murderers.

But ignoring his calls is an invite for him to show up at your place, or worse—your job.

Your only option is to sell your house. Buy a ticket. Only text him when you’re on the plane so he can’t make plans to join you. Tell him anywhere but the place you’re actually going.

When you arrive, lose your phone.

Let me know I'm not talking to myself.

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