We’d been in the supermarket
for over an hour, pushing
two overflowing shopping
carts down the aisles.
I told Ma I really had to go—
the bathrooms were out of order,
the closest McDonald’s across
the four-lane road.
“One more thing, baby.”
But one turned to two,
two to three, then four,
five. Soon, I was returning
to the front of the store
not to check out, but
for another cart.
So I pulled down my shorts,
sat in the basket and went,
using her coupon book
as toilet paper.
© 2015 Nortina Simmons
Wow, what a mental image this paints! Ha, funny!
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Great. Love it.
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Proving that sometimes you just can’t wait. 😛 Nice one, Nortina. 🙂
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When you have to go you have to go. Made me smile this one Nortina. Well done.
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Every kid has been in that situation. Though most aren’t as creative 😉 My daughter used to do the “Pee Dance”. If hit the floor sitting cross legged…it was too late.
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LOL
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